The military–industrial–fecal complex is at it again, I see.
An army of two (-ply).Does a bear shit in the Middle East?Keeping the world safe for squeezable softness."The crack commando team that heroically raided Mr. Whipple's compound in Waziristan."
Finally, an end to DADT. Some men prefer bears.
Like the men and women of our armed forces...Charmin deals with a lot of shit.