becomes congressman, blames
presidential power // becomes president, blames congressional power
mars volta's biggest fan // who's at
the drive-in?
says 24-hour cable news is ruining
america // is watching 24-hour cable news
fiercely proud of white culture //
thinks shakespeare's 'gay'
food is too hot // keeps eating
bored all the time // bores all the time
impeach bush // reelect obama
fears homosexual agenda, bashes queers
// well gee, i wonder
finds porn degrading // watches porn
because of it
hates annoying upper-class hipsters //
is annoying upper-class hipster
loathes preachy evangelicals // is
vegan
2.3 million prisoners, none of them
presidents // 'with liberty and justice for all'
wishes there were more real world activism
// RT if you agree
opposes western imperialism // next
adolf hitler
commits crimes against humanity // well
it depends
Brilliant...
ReplyDeleteFavorite part: 2.3 million prisoners, none of them presidents
I'm thinking that would make a fine tattoo across my back.
Cuneyt,
ReplyDeleteIf she would moan Obama platitudes during I would pay to see that leaked sex tape!!!
Vomits a little in mouth, after reading the Maddow sex comments.
ReplyDeleteYuck.
ReplyDeleteDon't judge me, damn it!
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