how do you feel about VICE exactly? i.e. http://thebaffler.com/past/the_vertically_integrated_rape_jokeskimming this article you seem to be bringing some modicum of sense to the magazine but really, you can probably do better (like with a yet-to-exist First Look magazine, maybe hit up Taibbi?)
Compliment accepted. I will defend no publication that publishes my work, but I will say that I feel better preaching to apolitical douchebags than to the usual far-left choir.
Look at Tarzie go."Oh. Me? No, I'm Charles Davis. I'm not the person who snarks like a wrist-flopper under the handle Tarzie. No, we just write the exact same way with the exact same likes/dislikes and the exact same uber-femme perspective that thinks it's holistic, wise, and superior to everyone who isn't a metrosexual cock-muncher like we are. Both of us. Or one of us. Your choice. Call me Tarzie though, because that's how I mis-pronounced my first name as a lisping, neo-gay youngster."
Also, as a thimble-dicked person with an inverted ego, Tarzie, you'd know all about the problem of a micro sized anything.